Relieved Husband

One day two men came running to Suhan’s house.

“What’s the matter?” asked Suhan.

“A man resembling you was knocked down by a cart in the market,” they said. “We thought it was you and came to inform your wife.”

“Was he of my height?” asked Suhan.

“Yes,” said the men.

“Did he have a beard like me?”

“Yes!”

“What was the color of his shirt?”

“Pink.”

“Pink!” shouted Suhan, in relief. “Then it was not me. I don’t have a pink shirt.”