Man goes to tailor for stiching Shirt

Henry went to a tailor with a piece of cloth and asked the tailor to stitch him a shirt.

The tailor took his measurements.

“When will it be ready?” Henry asked the tailor.

“God willing, it’ll be ready in a week’s time,” said the man.

Henry could hardly wait for the week to pass. On the morning of the seventh day he hurried to the tailor’s shop. He was bitterly disappointed when he learnt that the shirt was not ready.

“God willing, it will be ready the day after tomorrow,” said the tailor.

Two days later, Henry was again at the tailor’s shop. The shirt was still not ready.

“God willing it’ll be ready on Saturday,” said the tailor.

On Saturday it was the same story.

“God willing…,” began the tailor.

“Stop! Stop!” said Timru, now thoroughly fed up. “Tell me, how long will it take if you leave God out of this?”